So, ahem, I went on Amazon looking for books about Bigfoot and came across some rather “adult” selections. If you are offended by adult sexual materials I suggest you stop reading, close the browser and go watch the Weather Channel.
Bigfoot in films sometimes had a “forest bride” which was a cute human woman that he decided he was taking back to the cave. It’s pretty much the “beauty and the beast” trope that goes right back to Fay Wray and King Kong.
But the idea has really lit a fire in many authors and readers it seems. In the name of research I first read this book:
Cum For Bigfoot: Volume One, Books 1-5
by Virginia Wade from Amazon
It was pretty fricken raunchy to say the least. A group of girls get kidnapped by Bigfoot and his “mother”? And he keeps them for sexual gratification. The detailed description of his rather large but squishy penis really put me off. The girls seemed nice but it just seemed wrong in so many ways for this day and age. Considering it supposedly is written by a woman I found it offensive to women. Just my opinion. To quote Paris Hilton: “Not hot”.
If you are into it though, there are five more books:
Cum for Bigfoot: Volume Two, Books 6-10
by Virginia Wade from Amazon
And to cover all the bases and be equal opportunity we looked at another book that is for men who like men who like Bigfoot.
It’s well written and the concept of a gay President Bigfoot is kind of funny especially after the last four years. But the sommelier butt tasting was just…too much. Not my thing but it might be yours. Check it out:
