Category: Ramblings

So those goofballs at N3ZEN that I stupidly agreed to work with on their documentary (see here: http://bigfootfinder.ca/2021/12/01/foot-finding-a-bigfoot-documentary/) finally got more money to finish the project. The story I overheard is that someone won some money on “scratchers” and it should be enough. That really speaks to the quality and talent of this team of “film-makers”.

So with money in the grubby little hands they have come back to me saying that they need to do “re-shoots” or it’s all ruined and it’s my fault. Fine, it’s too cold outside for my old bones to be in the woods so I agree. But here’s what made me lose my shit. They have me using a thing called a teleprompter. Just like in the picture above. They got me to answer their questions in email first and then told me I just have to read them back on camera. But here’s the thing, as I’m reading the answers for their camera it doesn’t feel like I wrote it. I kept reading cause you are stuck in the moment but some stuff (and I don’t know what for certain) felt like words were being put in my mouth and stuck into my head. I went back and read the emailed answers they gave me and it more or less fits.

I don’t know, something is wrong here…

So I’m in the middle of reading a pretty good book called “Minds of Winter” by Ed O’Loughlin. It’s a Giller Prize nominee and is about the wrecks of the expeditionary ships HMS Erebus and Terror, lost while searching for the Northwest Passage and two modern characters and their link to it. It covers a lot of history: https://houseofanansi.com/products/minds-of-winter

But what really got me thinking was a section where it gets into these northern peoples called the Tuniit or Tuniq. Described as as tall people who were taller and stronger than the Inuit, but easily scared off and extremely shy. And as giants, taller and stronger than the Inuit but afraid to interact and “easily put to flight.

https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Tuniit

Researches and scientists call them Dorset culture (500 BCE–1500 CE) that preceded the Inuit culture in Arctic North America.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorset_culture

Read those links first and then let’s put this together. What could of been considering the first human-types in North America. They are big, hairy and shy. They don’t mind moving between different climates and can travel pretty well. And they are nomads.

Sound like anyone we know?

Saw this post a while back by the Tetrapod Zoology blog. You really should go read it, it’s all about Bigfoot’s junk. To be specific, it’s about Sasquatch penis. And buttocks and breasts actually. They cover all the bases.

Generally speaking it seems that Bigfoot’s junk is reported as small. Not just small for his size but small for a human. We are talking two inches long. I’ve known a few size queens in my life and they report to me that stature does not relate to package. Just because a guy is hulking big doesn’t mean he’s sporting a huge shlong. But one thing that does seem to corollate is if he is hirsute. That means hairy. Take a look at a short & skinny pasty guy with dark hair and a thick beard with hair all over his body and you can be certain he will have a huge cock. That’s what they tell me! And some cursory “shower at the gym” sneak peeks have proven this time and again.

So opinion around here is that Bigfoot is packing a large delivery. When we have photo evidence we’ll get back to you.

If you are “excited” by this stuff, I recommend reading the books Cum for Bigfoot. If that’s your thing, no judging.

Check out the original article at the Tetrapod Zoology blog

PS – The rain is driving me crazy. I need to get out more.

I’ve always wondered what Jane’s thoughts were on Bigfoot. And what I learn from the interview below is that her info is second hand and she doesn’t think we are idiots.

Speaking of idiots, I’m actually doing interviews with that film crew I mentioned. They are complete amateurs but they seem genuinely interested.

I have a silly question, if you’ll indulge me, and I’m sure you know where this is going. You’ve said you’re not ruling out that Bigfoot exists.

For various reasons. And I’ll tell you one, my most striking one. I was in Ecuador. We’d flown for two solid hours over unbroken forest in a small plane and we visited four tiny little communities. 30 to 50 people, no roads, and they communicate with each other by means of like in the old days—it was the town crier, but these are hunters actually, and they carry the news from one village to another and letters and things like that. So I had an interpreter and I said to him, “When you next meet one of these hunters, could you ask if they’ve ever seen a monkey without a tail?” Three of the hunters came back and said, “Oh yes. We’ve seen monkeys without tails. They walk upright and they’re about six foot tall.”

Oh wow.

Now this was an interpreter from the village. He knew nothing about Bigfoot, nothing at all. Every single country has its version. Yeti, Yowie in Australia, Wild Man in China. So I don’t know if it’s perhaps a myth that stems from maybe the last of the Neanderthals. But then is the last of the Neanderthals still living in these remote forests? I don’t know. But I’m not going to say it doesn’t exist and I’m not going to say people who believe in it are stupid.

Well, it was a busy summer and I think I accomplished some of my goals. I got my homemade trail camera network working and got some good footage. Through my network of nature photographers I was able to get some good photos and castings of prints. And I was able to scout out some new hot spots and had success with baiting. Things went well I think. I’ve a lot of video I shot that is just sitting there but I’m not big on editing or youtube for that matter.

Speaking of video, a documentary team from Vancouver has contacted me about doing an interview about my finding work. Not sure about it but I will at least meet with them to see what’s what.

But the rain is here and my old bones don’t do well in a wet cold forest so it’s time to hunker down at home base and start reviewing all my tapes and see what I have. And to plan for next season.

I’ll try to post on this blog once and while if I find something interesting on the interwebs.

Have a good day folk!

Finally had some time to go check out the local Sasquatch Caves. The name is due to that it is a possible home for Bigfoot of course.

Legend has it that a Sasquatch family was once lived in there.

The caves consist of a series of above-ground tubes that run about 200 feet long.

These caves are on private property, the Holiday Motel & RV Resort. It’s free to visit but guests must sign a waiver in the front office beforehand.

HOW TO GET THERE – The caves are located on private property behind the Holiday Motel and Owl Street Café on Owl Street in Hope BC. On Trans Canada Hwy #1, take exit 168 until you reach the stop sign. Turn East on Flood Hope Rd, then follow this road which will lead you to the Owl Street Cafe. Turn right on Owl Street and at the stop sign, the Holiday Motel is right in front of you. You are allowed to park in the hotel parking lot but the owners request that visitors go into the reception area and sign a waiver before entering the caves.

It’s been a good summer for Bigfoot plaster castings this year. As I’ve mentioned more than once before, I am working with various nature photographers in the area who when they find something send me a geotagged photo and I go running out to document the scene. More often than not it’s a “maybe sorta kinda” print in the loam of the forest or in the grass. And those are impossible to cast or even photograph properly.

But sandy beaches, muddy paths and dusty gravel roads are always a great bet for a good print. And every once and while it’s worth it to lug out the plaster kit.

You’ll notice a few things in these photos. For one, I’m using wire to set in the hanging hook right off the bat. What you can’t see is the bamboo skewers I set into the plaster for added stability.

What I really like about this casting is the curve in the print. The usual “flat foot” stomp isn’t in this one. It looks to be more of a heal to toe step that you don’t often see.

Compared to the other casting of this year, this is the same Bigfoot I’ve been tracking all summer.

Going back out today to set more trail cameras in that area. Fingers crossed!

Got this email last night so I grabbed my BOB and my INCH and came back to Bigfoot Finder home base. Be prepared folks. Looks like I’m stuck indoors again for a while.

Alertable
Thu, Aug 5, 2:56 PM (16 hours ago)
to me

Sent by Fraser Valley Regional District
Wildfire – Critical Alert Update for Long Island, Harrison Lake, Electoral Area C

The evacuation alert has been upgraded to an evacuation order for the entire Long Island in Harrison Lake, FVRD Area C. See the FVRD website: https://www.fvrd.ca/eoc
Pursuant to the BC Emergency Program Act, Evacuation Order has been issued by the Fraser Valley Regional District (FVRD) due to immediate danger to life safety and health because of the current high fire risk.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO NOW
You must leave the evacuation area immediately.

 Close all windows and doors.
 Shut off gas and electrical appliances. Leave your refrigerators and freezers on.
 Close gates and latch but do not lock.
 Gather your family; assist a neighbour or someone else who needs help
 Take critical items if they are immediately available (medicine, ID, cash/cards, keys).
 Take pets in kennels or on leashes. (Keep tropical pets in their cages and containers).
 Do not use more vehicles than you have to.
 Do not use the telephone unless you need emergency service (text family and friends or post on your social media)
 Self-register with Emergency Support Services (ESS) at ess.gov.bc.ca to report that you have safely left the area. By registering, you may be eligible for emergency shelter and food if this is your primary residence and you have not made other arrangements.
 Tune in to radio stations Star 98.3 100.5 for updates

IF YOU CANNOT SELF-TRANSPORT AND ALL NEIGHBOURS HAVE LEFT THE AREA IMMEDIATELY CALL:
FVRD Emergency Operations Centre: (778) 704-0400 or 911

Evacuee Support Services:
Due the seasonal nature of the properties being evacuated, ESS will be made available on a case-by-case basis for emergency shelter and food for residents who do not have a primary residence to return to. If this applies to you, please advise the FVRD EOC that you have self-registered as an evacuee. A needs assessment will be performed to connect you with appropriate critically needed evacuee supports.

So I’m back from the forest earlier than I thought and going to have to hunker down at home for a few weeks. Too much smoke, too many tourists and noise to get any good Bigfoot finding done.

While out there I ran into a few bears and started to think, do bears and Bigfoot get along?

The reason this question strikes me so hard is that in my limited experience it seems that if there is bear activity in an area there are no Bigfoot signs and the reverse as well.

Is it a territorial thing? Fighting for resources? Or just don’t like each other? Should I avoid bear country because it’s not Bigfoot country?

Anyone have any data or thoughts?

So the fire season is upon us in full. I posted last week about the fire north of Sasquatch Park and there is another one that is even bigger more north than that.

And the town of Lytton burned to the ground. And well over a hundred people died in part due to the heat wave in Vancouver last month.

Tell me again about Global Warming being bullshit or a “natural cycle”?

I’m getting out of here for a while. Setting up camp in the interior farther north in the province where it’s cooler and there’s some rain. Will be checking out some of the rain forest in the interior as well.

That means I’ll be offline for a month or two as I’m moving the whole of my primary basecamp up there. I’ll have minimal internet access.

I’ll be back with some exciting new video I hope.