Saw this post a while back by the Tetrapod Zoology blog. You really should go read it, it’s all about Bigfoot’s junk. To be specific, it’s about Sasquatch penis. And buttocks and breasts actually. They cover all the bases.
Generally speaking it seems that Bigfoot’s junk is reported as small. Not just small for his size but small for a human. We are talking two inches long. I’ve known a few size queens in my life and they report to me that stature does not relate to package. Just because a guy is hulking big doesn’t mean he’s sporting a huge shlong. But one thing that does seem to corollate is if he is hirsute. That means hairy. Take a look at a short & skinny pasty guy with dark hair and a thick beard with hair all over his body and you can be certain he will have a huge cock. That’s what they tell me! And some cursory “shower at the gym” sneak peeks have proven this time and again.
So opinion around here is that Bigfoot is packing a large delivery. When we have photo evidence we’ll get back to you.
If you are “excited” by this stuff, I recommend reading the books Cum for Bigfoot. If that’s your thing, no judging.
Check out the original article at the Tetrapod Zoology blog
PS – The rain is driving me crazy. I need to get out more.