Month: October 2021

Saw this post a while back by the Tetrapod Zoology blog. You really should go read it, it’s all about Bigfoot’s junk. To be specific, it’s about Sasquatch penis. And buttocks and breasts actually. They cover all the bases.

Generally speaking it seems that Bigfoot’s junk is reported as small. Not just small for his size but small for a human. We are talking two inches long. I’ve known a few size queens in my life and they report to me that stature does not relate to package. Just because a guy is hulking big doesn’t mean he’s sporting a huge shlong. But one thing that does seem to corollate is if he is hirsute. That means hairy. Take a look at a short & skinny pasty guy with dark hair and a thick beard with hair all over his body and you can be certain he will have a huge cock. That’s what they tell me! And some cursory “shower at the gym” sneak peeks have proven this time and again.

So opinion around here is that Bigfoot is packing a large delivery. When we have photo evidence we’ll get back to you.

If you are “excited” by this stuff, I recommend reading the books Cum for Bigfoot. If that’s your thing, no judging.

Check out the original article at the Tetrapod Zoology blog

PS – The rain is driving me crazy. I need to get out more.

I’ve always wondered what Jane’s thoughts were on Bigfoot. And what I learn from the interview below is that her info is second hand and she doesn’t think we are idiots.

Speaking of idiots, I’m actually doing interviews with that film crew I mentioned. They are complete amateurs but they seem genuinely interested.

I have a silly question, if you’ll indulge me, and I’m sure you know where this is going. You’ve said you’re not ruling out that Bigfoot exists.

For various reasons. And I’ll tell you one, my most striking one. I was in Ecuador. We’d flown for two solid hours over unbroken forest in a small plane and we visited four tiny little communities. 30 to 50 people, no roads, and they communicate with each other by means of like in the old days—it was the town crier, but these are hunters actually, and they carry the news from one village to another and letters and things like that. So I had an interpreter and I said to him, “When you next meet one of these hunters, could you ask if they’ve ever seen a monkey without a tail?” Three of the hunters came back and said, “Oh yes. We’ve seen monkeys without tails. They walk upright and they’re about six foot tall.”

Oh wow.

Now this was an interpreter from the village. He knew nothing about Bigfoot, nothing at all. Every single country has its version. Yeti, Yowie in Australia, Wild Man in China. So I don’t know if it’s perhaps a myth that stems from maybe the last of the Neanderthals. But then is the last of the Neanderthals still living in these remote forests? I don’t know. But I’m not going to say it doesn’t exist and I’m not going to say people who believe in it are stupid.