Go read this website’s report: http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1000 , no really, go read it now and come back.
How much of that is true? The SCP Foundation’s mandate is “Secure, Contain, Protect” and couldn’t be more fitting when it comes to Bigfoot.
Here’s a quote from the report:
“The highest known population concentrations of SCP-1000 are at present located in the Pacific Northwest region of North America and the Himalayan Mountain range in Asia. As of ██/██/████, these populations remain extant. SCP-1000’s presence and [DATA EXPUNGED] have also been documented within the past 5 years on every continent. All known significant populations of SCP-1000 located near human population centers have been eliminated.”
And another:
“You think Bigfoot is funny because we want you to think Bigfoot is funny. We’ve bankrolled Hollywood comedies and farcical documentaries, paid off men in gorilla suits, perpetrated hoaxes with bear prints and goat fur, bribed and brainwashed cartoonists to get especially silly depictions on children’s television. Even the term “Bigfoot” comes from us, planted in the media in 1958, a term people would find even harder to take seriously than “Sasquatch”.”
Too much of this rings true with me. I’m getting a feeling this is the truth hiding in plain sight as fiction. We now know this is true when it comes to UFOs, just watch the news this week on the US Government reports.
This was the kicker for me:
“Yes. SCP-1000 are just like us. That’s what makes them so dangerous. We wiped them from history and memory. We dissolved their civilization and we slaughtered most of their species. Just ask yourselves: If they got the chance, what more would they do to us?”