A documentary crew interviews a Bigfoot “Finder” over a two year period. His family shares his lost footage from the wilds of Sasquatch Mountain, British Columbia. He was declaring his proof of Bigfoot’s existence, origin and purpose. But is it true? And is he safe?
Searching for Bigfoot can be an adventurous and exciting pursuit, but it often takes enthusiasts deep into remote and rugged wilderness areas. To ensure safety, preparation is key. Always inform someone of your plans, including your location and expected return time. Pack essential survival gear, such as a first aid kit, flashlight, extra batteries, fire-starting tools, and enough food and water to last longer than your planned trip. Navigation tools like a GPS device, a map, and a compass are critical, as getting lost is a major hazard. Be aware of your physical limits and the terrain to avoid injuries or exhaustion, and always dress appropriately for the weather and environment.
While Bigfoot might be the goal, other, very real dangers lurk in the wilderness. Wild animals like bears, wolves, or snakes can pose a threat, so make noise to avoid startling them and carry bear spray or other deterrents. Be cautious about consuming wild plants or water, as they may be toxic or contaminated. Stick to trails when possible to avoid getting disoriented, and if you venture off, mark your path to find your way back. Avoid taking unnecessary risks, like climbing unstable rocks or crossing fast-moving water. Lastly, remember to respect the wilderness—leave no trace behind and prioritize safety over the thrill of the hunt.
In the depths of the woods where the shadows grow tall, Lives a sasquatch who’s tired of it all. Fed up with humans, their phones and their yells, He set out to spook them with foresty spells.
He’d rustle the leaves, let out a low moan, Snap twigs behind hikers who thought they were alone. With a hairy grin and a quick little dance, He watched them all flee at his one spooky glance.
“Who’s hunting who?” he chuckled with glee, As campers and hikers ran wild through the trees. So if you’re out wandering where the woods get thick, Beware of old Sasquatch—he’s quick with a trick!
The Bigfoot Chaos is coming. Here’s what the AI Overlords have to say about it:
Bigfoot enthusiasts, often referred to as “Squatchers,” are a unique and passionate community known for their unwavering dedication to the pursuit of the legendary creature. These fans, sometimes portrayed in popular culture as eccentric and adventurous, exhibit a level of enthusiasm that goes beyond the ordinary. From attending Bigfoot conferences to embarking on extensive expeditions into the wilderness, the commitment of these fans to uncovering the mysteries surrounding the elusive creature is nothing short of extraordinary.
The world of Bigfoot fandom is characterized by a diverse range of activities, including the exchange of anecdotes, the sharing of alleged sightings, and the development of intricate theories about the creature’s behavior and habitat. Online forums and social media groups dedicated to Bigfoot discussions thrive with lively debates and a constant influx of new evidence, be it footprints, blurry photographs, or audio recordings. The fervor of Bigfoot fans is evident in their tireless efforts to analyze and decipher any potential clue that may lead to the creature’s discovery.
Some Bigfoot enthusiasts take their passion to the next level by participating in organized expeditions to renowned Sasquatch hotspots. Armed with cameras, binoculars, and camping gear, these intrepid individuals venture into the wilderness, hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive cryptid. The camaraderie among Squatchers is palpable during these excursions, with shared tales around campfires and the joint anticipation of encountering the creature adding a sense of community to their quest.
While the mainstream perception of Bigfoot fans may include a degree of skepticism or amusement, it’s essential to recognize the genuine curiosity and camaraderie that underpin their pursuits. The dedication of these enthusiasts not only reflects a passion for the unknown but also serves as a testament to the enduring allure of cryptids and the enduring human spirit of exploration and discovery.
The movie is called “Sasquatch Sunset” and it is the beginning of Squatcher chaos. Mark my words that the Bigfoot Frenzy is starting.
It stars Riley Keough who is the eldest grandchild of legendary performer Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley. Bigfoot and Elvis finally together. And that guy Jesse Eisenberg from the Facebook and Zombieland movies is in it to. AND there is no dialogue. AND it looks like it’s supposed to be a comedy.
This summer all our Facebook groups and Youtube recommendations are going to be flooding with newly minted Bigfoot and Sasquatch “fans” and “finders” and it will be a madhouse. We all knew this was eventually going to happen and I welcome the “Golden Horde”!
I thought it would never happen but we are in full swing filming of a new production. To say the least, this one is dark. Hoping to release to film festivals in Fall 2024.
Well, it’s been One Year since Foot Finding Feats Bigfoot Found or Fraud was released on Tubi and it has done very well. Trying not to be gauche, it’s made well over 25 times it’s budget back and 1000 times more than we had expected. It’s been released by 15 different networks and channels and then was rejected and removed by 3 (phhhbt to Amazon!).
Thanks to everyone for their support and a fun ride. My next project which hopefully will see the light of day in the Fall of the new year.
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So take a look at this interaction I had on Facebook last week:
Pay attention to that last bit. The researcher looking for help sends me a message at 8:15pm and then unsends it at 12:59AM and they or the production company never respond to any of my messages again.
That was just enough time for them to go watch the FFF doc and decide that they want nothing to do with me. That’s what working on that documentary film has done to my reputation in the Bigfoot community.
This isn’t the first time. Just the most recent. It looks like the last 5 years of my work have come to and end. Onto to new things. I’ll keep this though though, for historical reasons and I’ll just reuse parts of it or something…